Tumblr (3.0; @crankyborchers)http://www.crankyborchers.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x604wGvW1qzn26wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Quietly Walking Dead</p>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/24175574459http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/24175574459Thu, 31 May 2012 23:36:03 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EQiEJk-o5WA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>B*tches in Bookshops (based on Jay Z and Kanye West’s “N*ggas in Paris”) (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EQiEJk-o5WA#!">readsohard</a>)</p>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/24149229467http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/24149229467Thu, 31 May 2012 17:19:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nmcyEFA31qztjn5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23993691113http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23993691113Tue, 29 May 2012 08:30:41 -0400“The first issues of “Before Watchmen” will be published next month. Among the writers working on it is former He-Man scripter J. Michael Straczynski, who once penned a comic in which Spider-Man sold his marriage to the devil. (This is the rough equivalent of having Z-movie director Uwe Boll film a studio-funded prequel to Martin Scorsese’s “Taxi Driver.”) DC is promoting the project with a “Watchmen” toaster, which will allow you to burn the image of Ayn Rand-inspired vigilante Rorschach into your sourdough.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303610504577418120266945742.html">http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303610504577418120266945742.html</a></em>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23804942574http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23804942574Sat, 26 May 2012 13:10:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lbzjsrII1qzn26wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>P(IMP)</p>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23742856339http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23742856339Fri, 25 May 2012 14:14:06 -0400<a href="http://instantwatcher.com/titles/170098">Space Precinct (1995) - from instantwatcher.com</a>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23742804342http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23742804342Fri, 25 May 2012 14:12:59 -0400DP: i have a wedding to go to tonight - should i wear red or black<br /> CrankyBorchers: always love a lady in red, but noone argues with a little black dress<br /> DP: that's not helpful, Brian<br /> CrankyBorchers: i dunno, whats sluttier?<br /> DP: thanks for looking out...http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23742507194http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23742507194Fri, 25 May 2012 14:06:00 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moviesludge.tumblr.com/post/23294156745">moviesludge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img height="236" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m487edMaAn1qd7mso.gif" width="500"/></p> <p><img height="339" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m487fgWobk1qd7mso.gif" width="450"/></p> </blockquote>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23677682210http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23677682210Thu, 24 May 2012 13:11:25 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/m-8OOvf1NPY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Bill Murray Hosted Tour of Moonrise Kingdom (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=m-8OOvf1NPY">MoonriseKingdomMovie</a>)</p>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23647296625http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23647296625Wed, 23 May 2012 21:58:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4holesyHN1qzn26wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Silver Stokoe</p>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23619336960http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23619336960Wed, 23 May 2012 14:56:02 -0400<a href="http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/05/oh_dc_is_animating_dark_knight_returns.php">Oh @#$%, DC Is Animating Dark Knight Returns - Topless Robot</a>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23615248201http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23615248201Wed, 23 May 2012 13:21:34 -0400<a href="http://gothamist.com/2012/05/22/photos_brooklyn_crab_readying_to_op.php#photo-1">Brooklyn Crab Poised To Open In Red Hook, With Shuffleboard And Bocce: Gothamist</a>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23614887853http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23614887853Wed, 23 May 2012 13:12:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g28gwhmE1qzn26wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23566228695http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23566228695Tue, 22 May 2012 17:55:28 -0400<a href="http://io9.com/5912322/dont-worry-grant-morrisons-dinosaurs-vs-aliens-wont-be-a-silent-movie">Don't worry: Grant Morrison's Dinosaurs vs. Aliens won't be a silent movie</a>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23546977457http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23546977457Tue, 22 May 2012 11:44:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4dnuuGJ4x1qzn26wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Work</p>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23480739321http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23480739321Mon, 21 May 2012 10:49:42 -0400<a href="http://dcist.com/2012/05/hitchhiking_director_john_waters_pi.php">Hitchhiking Director John Waters Picked Up In Ohio By Indie Rock Band: DCist</a>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23213047655http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23213047655Thu, 17 May 2012 00:21:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43hbwyVAg1qzn26wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23145579805http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23145579805Tue, 15 May 2012 22:52:43 -0400<a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla">Why Nikola Tesla was the greatest geek who ever lived - The Oatmeal</a>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23106627486http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/23106627486Tue, 15 May 2012 11:52:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3v5yp0asq1qzn26wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Closed Captioning</p>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/22842431877http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/22842431877Fri, 11 May 2012 11:06:24 -0400<a href="http://www.bleedingcool.com/2012/05/09/doctor-who-premiere-august/">New Doctor Who To Premiere This August</a>http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/22723992917http://www.crankyborchers.com/post/22723992917Wed, 09 May 2012 14:04:03 -0400